New Road Safety Lesson

Most of us would probably have sat through one of those road safety lessons – check that the traffic light shows a green man and that it’s not blinking, look left look right and look left again, put up your right hand and cross the road safely.

Nah, thrash all those ideas. Just step out onto the road, and as the cars come honking towards you, put up your right hand, hold out your middle finger and shuffle across the road like your father owns it. Continue showing your finger to fellow pedestrians after you cross. That’s the way I saw a hippie do it today.