I’m at the cyclical low of self-esteem, brought upon by the discovery of having messed up at work.

When it comes to stupidity and inadequacy, I’m an all-rounder. I’m ignorant, careless, useless, fussy, critical, hypocritical, mean, paranoid, lazy and dorky. I’m so lousy I have to resort to a clumsy string of words that can barely express how lousy I am. I used the same word twice in a sentence, and the argument was possibly circular. Ugh.